Our Team

Our team is small! It is composed of Robbie, John, and a very smart friend whose true identity should remain unknown... His name is Vert.


Podcast host

"At this point I don't even know, I just want the fox turd coffee."


Podcast Cohost

"I feel like a little mermaid swimming in the sea!"


Blog creator/Social Media Team

"Just shut up and drink your average American turd coffee."